

Last weekend, Kel and I had two days of intensive scuba diving classes; all of it was in the classroom and the pool. This weekend, we had 4 dives planned with our great instructor (Christian Gomez with ScubaPanama).
Saturday was not a good day for me.
While following Christinan on the way to Punta Ventura (which in on the Caribbean about 30 minutes northeast of Colon), I was involved in a dangerous road situation involving finding myself suddenly in a road land that was “under construction” and then attempting to get back on the highway in front of one semi while swerving out of the way of another at 45 miles per hour. Scary and not the greatest judgement on my part. Then 10 minutes later, I was pulled over on an empty stretch of road while passing a semi (going 20 miles per hour on a highway) in a no passing zone. The cop let me go with a verbal warning. Then parking on the edge of the road by the scuba shop/resort/restaurant, I tapped a concrete block that I did not see. This was a wonderful start to the day of my first open water diving experience and my worst driving day in 13 years.
Kel and I went out with Christian, a couple other instructors, and eight students on our first open water dive. Eric (an American studying at that Florida State Univ campus in Panama) and I did an awesome synchronized backward dive off the boat. Our instructor said it was very Navy Seal; he did go to a military college in the US. Eventually, I was the first of the eight to submerge down to our testing area at 25 feet. While I was the first to start my descent, I was the last to get to 25 feet. The reason was that my right ear refused to equalize no matter what I did. Nothing like a little ear pain. Eventually, I reached the bottom and tried to meet up with my buddy – Kel. I started swimming for Kel and almost reached her. Unfortunately, I am unnaturally buoyant. No matter how hard I tried, I was positively buoyant (meaning I was going to the surface). As I was travelling to the surface at an uncontrolled rate, I thought about the following: is my BCD working, will I get the bends, will my ear drums rupture (since they hurt like hell on the way down), are my air bubbles going faster than me (I think we were at the same rate), am I a dumb ass for scubadiving, am I still breathing properly (so my lungs don’t break), did my eye surgeon leave any air bubbles by my artificial lens, … I am always amazed at how much you can think about when the adrenalin is running. Of course I was fine, but it was not a great scuba experience.
After being brought back to the bottom by a friendly diver, I received my fourth weight for my weight belt. After starting back for the surface again, I received a fifth weight and finally was set to dive at positive, negative, and neutral buoyancy. Needless to say, my first dive was not great, but I was still able to perform all the necessary tasks like taking off my mask, putting it back on, and clearing the water out of it.
The second dive was fine, but not great. Once I surfaced after the second dive of the day, I was told there was blood on my mask. Great, I blew a blood vessel somewhere in my nose or nasal passages while trying to equalize the pressure in my ears.
I was happy to return to shore to have a beer while looking out at the beautiful scenery. I was looking forward to a better tomorrow even if I was dreaming of the bends and permanent hearing loss.